Total Medals Earned: 103 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,620 Points
Medals Earned: 7/30 (40/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Get a little head.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 29/44 (145/220 points)
purchase 2 types of weapon
purchase 4 types of weapon
purchase 6 types of weapon
purchase 8 types of weapon
purchase 10 types of weapon
earn 10 stars
earn 20 stars
earn 27 stars
drive 10 kilometers
drive 50 kilometers
drive 70 kilometers
drive 100 kilometers
drive 150 kilometers
kill 60 enemies with gun
kill 150 enemies with gun
kill 300 enemies with gun
kill 500 enemies with gun
purchase 3 upgrades
purchase 5 upgrades
purchase 10 upgrades
purchase 15 upgrades
make 1 restarts after defeat
make 3 restarts after defeat
kill 40 enemies with rocket
kill 70 enemies with rocket
spend 10,000 money
spend 20,000 money
spend 50,000 money
spend 100,000 money
burn 10 enemies
burn 20 enemies
burn 50 enemies
burn 100 enemies
burn 150 enemies
earn 36 stars
earn 39 stars
kill 700 enemies with gun
purchase 20 upgrades
make 5 restarts after defeat
make 7 restarts after defeat
make 10 restarts after defeat
kill 150 enemies with rocket
kill 225 enemies with rocket
kill 300 enemies with rocket
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 6/21 (65/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
Jump on 50 enemies
Find the hidden button
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Get 5 in-game Achievements!
Get 10 in-game Achievements!
Get 25 in-game Achievements!
Get 50 in-game Achievements!
Get all 89 in-game Achievements!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Get 20 headshots
Kill 20 gangsters with the knife
Kill 8 gangsters in mid air
Finish the game with full health
Blow 20 gangsters in to pieces
Kill 3 gangsters just after a wall jump
Medals Earned: 9/17 (195/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Asteroid
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the Air Racer
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 1/15 (50/290 points)
Complete the game!
Dig up 3 hidden items!
Meet Douglas in every town!
Get 1 Lucky Hit in battle!
Get 10 Lucky Hits in battle!
Fight 10 battles!
Complete 10 sidequests!
Collect 50 mushrooms and/or butterflies!
Find all 3 poems!
Obtain 3 swords!
Get 3000 points in the fishing mini-game!
Fight 20 Flawless battles!
Compete the Summoner's challenge!
Fight 25 battles!
Fight 50 battles!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/515 points)
Survive the first encounter.
Survive the second encounter.
Cut down 20 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the third encounter.
Survive the fourth encounter.
Survive the fifth encounter.
Survive the sixth encounter.
Survive the eighth encounter.
Cut down 100 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Survive the seventh encounter.
Survive the ninth encounter.
Cut down 250 enemies in 180 survival mode.
Complete the story mode.
Cut down 100 enemies in 360 degrees survival mode.
Complete the 360 degrees story mode.